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Available March 3 on STEAM!
Do you have what it takes to move beyond your mind and experience something other than the illusion of reality it has created? The MOST INTENSELY ACTION PACKED TABLE TENNIS RPG ever made will shortly be LIVE ON STEAM! We are happy to let New Yolker readers know of the sick introductory price will be $1.50 USD. Add to your wishlist's NOW - The power of eggs compel you!
March – What’s new in Shell Shockers
There have been some additional game updates to Shell Shockers you should know about! - Added Quick-Switch weapon select on respawn menu - Noice - Your favorite Chicken Nugget has had a makeover - Added Map "Sky Scratcher" to the private map pool - Vaulted Valentine's Day Skins - Added Saint Patrick's Day skins - Too Ra Loo! - Updated "Space Factory" map with better bullet collision - Minor "Road" map updates
St Patrick’s Day Skins
The limited-edition St. Paddy's day skins are back in the shop! Whether you have Irish roots or are honorary Irish for a day, well bless your Blarney stones and display these cosmetics proudly! Use the eggs you've earned to purchase these special items in the Shell Shockers store & equip them all year round! Don't wait too long to pick them up, though, once they're gone from the store it might be a while before they are available for purchase again!
Valentines Skins
We're so eggcited to announce the limited-edition Valentines Day guns and hats are back! Use the eggs you've earned to purchase these special items in the Shell Shockers store & equip them all year round! Don't wait too long to pick [...]
What’s new in Shell Shockers – February
What's new in Shell Shockers - Every weekend in February is a DOUBLE XP weekend! - Changes to Mud Gulch and Space Arena, now at least 1.4 times as fun - Moved Fort Flip to Private and Mud Gulch to public - Added Map "Space Factory" to the private map pool - Added Hyper Eggspensive Egg in Black skins - Added Valentines Skins for the month of February - Language updates for non-English players