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EGG ORG Takes Over
In an aggressive takeover move that would make their own mothers wince, ownership of the New Yolker now falls under the EGG ORG umbrella. With it's global infrastructure, they can offer all eggs a unique opportunity to be part of their conglomerate super-giant family and life changing product lines! Starting with their new map "BioHazard" and our EGGsclusive stamp in the store. Trust them, they know what's best for you.
EGG ORG takes over
Enjoy the update brought to you by EGG ORG! New Skins, New Map, New Management. Read more here on our discord.
Social Distancing!
STAY SAFE! Avoid crowds, stay home whenever possible, and WASH YOUR HANDS! (We're not yolkin' around, here!)
Available March 3 on STEAM!
Do you have what it takes to move beyond your mind and experience something other than the illusion of reality it has created? The MOST INTENSELY ACTION PACKED TABLE TENNIS RPG ever made will shortly be LIVE ON STEAM! We are happy to let New Yolker readers know of the sick introductory price will be $1.50 USD. Add to your wishlist's NOW - The power of eggs compel you!
March – What’s new in Shell Shockers
There have been some additional game updates to Shell Shockers you should know about! - Added Quick-Switch weapon select on respawn menu - Noice - Your favorite Chicken Nugget has had a makeover - Added Map "Sky Scratcher" to the private map pool - Vaulted Valentine's Day Skins - Added Saint Patrick's Day skins - Too Ra Loo! - Updated "Space Factory" map with better bullet collision - Minor "Road" map updates
St Patrick’s Day Skins
The limited-edition St. Paddy's day skins are back in the shop! Whether you have Irish roots or are honorary Irish for a day, well bless your Blarney stones and display these cosmetics proudly! Use the eggs you've earned to purchase these special items in the Shell Shockers store & equip them all year round! Don't wait too long to pick them up, though, once they're gone from the store it might be a while before they are available for purchase again!