Definitely not Egg

Behold an upstanding gentleman, thick framed glasses and distinguished mustache, certainly not an Egg. A gentleman of noble bearing, and once again definitely not an Egg in disguise.

Convince your enemies you are a respectable News Anchor and when they huddle close to smell the leather bound books and pipe tobacco, crack them to pieces! THOSE FOOLS! You were an Egg all along!

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