Hey eggheads, crack open the confetti 🎉— Shell Shockers just splattered past TWO HUNDRED MILLION unique players since our launch in 2017! That’s five times the population of Canada and more eggs than your cafeteria serves in three decades. You did this, squad: every no-scope kill, every track‑pad trick shot, every time you talked a friend into “one quick round” during math class.
How we’re celebrating:
- It’s raining items! We’re releasing three different item sets into Shell Shockers this update! 🦕🖼️📱
- The mythical Cellphone Premium Grenade is now available for cold hard Egg-currency.
- A brand new map – called Cobalt has been added to all servers. Seeing as you “Blue” us away with these numbers!
From our tiny coop on Vancouver Island to Chromebooks and gaming rigs around the globe, thank you for making Shell Shockers the greatest egg‑splosion on the web. Now quit reading and get cracking—let’s see how fast we can scramble the next hundred million!
Splat you on the battlefield,
The Wizards
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